Feathered Pipedreams
(or "Twelve Reasons to go to a Feathered Pipe Ranch Retreat This Year" )
Full disclosure. I'm head over heels in love with Feathered Pipe. There is nothing unbiased about what I have to say. Also, a few months ago, I was flattered beyond description to be asked to join the Feathered Pipe Ranch Foundation board.
Disclosures, aside, nothing that I have to say is untrue.
Each July for the past eight years, I've been making my way to a yoga retreat center called the Feathered Pipe Ranch. It rests smack dab in the middle of millions of acres of national forest outside of Helena, Montana.
Eight years ago I convinced myself to sign up for one of Erich Schiffmann’s week-long yoga and meditation workshops at the Ranch, despite the prospect of a whole week trapped on a mountain ranch with a congenitally groovy crowd. No doubt a bunch humorless vegans sharing inside Sanskrit jokes and pressing all my “you don’t fit in here either” buttons. I was concerned enough that it might be too unbearably weird to bear that I spent hundreds of dollars renting a car to keep at the Ranch in case I had to make a quick getaway. You know, if I needed a reprieve from a menu of sprouted woo-burgers and a bunch of people who’d found their innermost deepest peace and were going to be totally boring about it.
I had my marked-up copy of Erich’s book, a sleeping bag, the requisite purple yoga mat, a getaway car in case I needed to fetch some emergency white sugar, and a rough working knowledge of spinal anatomy. That would have to do.
Surprise! It wasn’t weird at all. And the woo-burgers were quite tasty since they really know what they’re doing with the spices in the kitchen there.
The Feathered Pipe Ranch is the most magical, mystical, fairy-dusted-forest-blow-your-mind-mountain-beauty place on the planet that I’ve stumbled on to so far. And who knew, but it turns out that the people who come to these gigs are a lot like me. Or you.
They’re dentists and school teachers and farmers and poets and writers and wildlife rescuers and senior judges and singers and dancers and Navy SEALS and forklift operators and parents and business tycoons and photographers and civil servants and painters and we even had a porn star once. A bunch of them ate meat and didn’t even know what a Neti Pot was, for heaven’s sake. I was home.
No, seriously. I was home.
When I was in the 6th grade and hopelessly in love with John Denver, I was confused and intrigued by a line in one of his songs. About coming home to a place he’d never been before. Say what, John (my beloved)? Zero point three four seconds after my feet hit the ground at the Ranch and I saw the mountains and the lake and the lodge and the pines and the air smelled like, well, a mountain lake and pines? The cosmic reset button had been pressed. And all the little subatomic particles of memory in my body of accumulated tension, contraction, ancient grief, fear, sadness, guilt, pain, and regret began to shake loose. How on earth does that happen? But oh the surprising relief of it.
You know how when you have the flu and shivers at work and you’ve felt like crap all day and even your hair is starting to hurt? You come home, sink under the downy comforter your Aunt Esther gave you in college, and the Advil mercifully begins to kick in? Your tortoiseshell cat snuggles up and your beloved kisses your forehead and you remember it’s possible to feel good? The Feathered Pipe Ranch is something like that. Only you don’t need NSAIDs. (Arnica cream will come in handy if you overdo it hiking or asanating, though.)
Its alchemy triggers the the memory in your ancient heart of wholeness and unmitigated joy. So much so that it can almost knock a person down. When English poet William Blake wrote that we are on this earth to “learn to bear the beams of love,” he could easily have been at the Feathered Pipe Ranch.
It was location-love at first sight. Home in a place I’d never been. Plus? There’s almost no humidity, my hair doesn’t frizz, and there are like ZERO mosquitoes at that elevation.
I could go on about me and why I love this place and plan to go there every summer forever if I don't somehow manage to figure out a way to live there for months on end (I'm working on it, believe me).
But this really isn't about me. It's about you, dear reader, and twelve reasons why you might want to consider going there. THIS summer. While there are still openings in some of the workshops. These reasons only touch the tip of a very big iceberg, but in the interests of your time and the fact that I still have a pile of laundry the size of North Dakota awaiting my attention this evening and a day job to consider, I'll try to keep it as short as I can.
I know there are lots of great places around the world to experience a yoga retreat. I'm just saying this is one that should be very high on your list. Very very very high.
Very high.
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1. The setting is gob-smack-yourself-upside-the-head-in-disbelief-at-your-awe exquisitely beautiful.
Have a peek at some of the photos from my trips at the bottom of this page. No camera can capture the full dimension of any experience, but we're talking about a place that has every visual and sensual delight you could ask for to settle into a long overdue exhale of relief at how it's still possible to be completely surrounded by unsullied beauty. Quaking aspens, towering lodge-pole pines that smell like summer, a gorgeous lake in the middle of the Ranch's property, and trails that wind their way through all of it. This place is seriously, sweetly beautiful. Every inch of it. 2. Summer in Montana is awesome. The days are warm, the nights are delightfully cool for sleeping, the elevation is high enough to keep you and biting mosquitoes far away from each other, and the quality of light in the great West gives the whole place a sparkle that dribbles under your skin and into your bones and muscles and ligaments and tendons and leaves you feeling whole and healed just from doing nothing more complicated than standing awestruck at the idea that, "Wow, it's summer and I'm in Montana and whatever could have made me believe that life was anything but an awesomely magical experience?" 3. You can have as much or as little solitude as suits you. Ranch retreats are designed to offer you what you need most. If you want to hang out with your new friends or the buddy you came with between classes, you can do that. You can just as easily slip away for an afternoon napping on the lawn, canoeing on the lake, meditating at the stupa, lounging in the hot tub or sauna, or strolling in the woods under the dappled light of the pines. 4. The lodging choices give you all kinds of flexible options to suit your needs and personal preferences. If you love to hear the sounds of nature at night and love staying alone, there are tipis and tents dotting the landscape. You'll have a cot, a mattress, plenty of snuggly warm bedding, and awesome views of your world from the outdoor lodging choices. There's a beautiful, clean, bath-house to use for showering, sauna-ing, hot-tubbing, getting a massage, or maybe enjoying a pajama party with your lovely new friends. There are also indoor lodging choices with such pretty rooms to share. Clean, beautifully appointed, and supremely comfortable. And yurts! They have yurts! 5. The bathhouse. Seriously, this bathhouse is the best. Some of my favorite memories from the past summers are of hanging out in the cedar bathhouse letting the hot sauna make amends for winter or waiting for my massage appointment or even just giggling with a friend at the sink when we're both brushing our teeth. There's a special love that happens when you brush your teeth next to someone you only met the day before. Just saying. 6. The food. Oh. My. Heavens. You have NO idea. This place takes meal preparation seriously. And they pour so much love into the effort. Aside from being technically skilled at creating memorable meals, the staff puts so much care into every dish that you can taste it. Meals are served in a dining hall built a few years ago, just a few steps away from the Main Lodge that houses the beautiful main yoga room. Fill up your plate and relax at a table in the dining hall with your new peeps or toddle off if you'd like some solitude and eat on the sprawling green lawn watching the sunlight dance on the lake. The food is actually so darn great there that they have their own cookbook, which flies off the shelf of the little Shanti Boutique on the Ranch fast, especially for first-timers who get their first taste of the cooking at the Ranch. And? The cooks are the sweetest, funniest, kindest people ever. You've never been so pampered. And if you have a special dietary need, it's not a problem. There will always be something for you to eat that's going to make you very very happy. (Email me privately if you'd like to know how get to where they keep the ice cream or chocolate just in case you get a late night craving and find yourself walking the Ranch with a flashlight under a brilliant starlit sky in search of one last 'something' to make your day even more perfect . . .) 7. The yoga. It almost goes without saying that over the years the Ranch has hosted some of the finest yoga teachers on the planet. Yeah, the yoga's really good there. Whatever your style or preference, there's a workshop offering that's almost sure to float your boat. This coming 2012 season is incredibly strong. Bhakti yoga, yoga with music, therapeutic yoga, gentle yoga, women's yoga, Freedom Style Yoga, Iyengar yoga. Empowerment. Peace. Love. Real yoga here. Real yoga. 8. The vibe. This isn't "just another" place to go for a yoga retreat. It's full of heart. It's accessible to any heart, any being. It's sincere. And its history and its continuing purpose - its reason for being - is, well, it's important. When you support the Feathered Pipe Foundation by attending a retreat, you're supporting their global seva work. You're helping Tibetan children. You're helping to preserve endangered cultures. You're helping war veterans coping with PTSD. You're helping bring the experience of a retreat to others through scholarships. You heal. The world heals. You can't lose. 9. India Supera and the Elk Story. See for yourself. 10. It's not hard to get there. In fact, it's easy. It's a short flight to Helena from major hubs - Denver and Salt Lake City, for example. If you book early, you can snag a good airfare. 11. If you bring a friend, you get a price break. Bring one friend; they get $100 off, you get $100 off. Bring three friends; they each get $100 off, you get $300 off. Bring fifteen friends, and your workshop would be close to free (depending on workshop tuition and accommodation choice)! All they need to do is let the Ranch know you referred them when they call us or when they do our follow up call if they register online. The office staff at Feathered Pipe is massively awesome. 12. The bodyworkers. Sweet merciful heavens. The bodyworkers at Feathered Pipe are over-the-top amazing. Each unique in their style, all the same in their commitment to supporting the retreat experience with loving hands and great care. |
summer 2012 at feathered pipe
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The summer kicks off with Carie Garrett - one of my favorite beings on the planet. Carie is a cherished friend, and this is Carie's first workshop at Feathered Pipe, though she's no stranger to teaching awesome yoga workshops. If I can find a way to manage two weeks at the Ranch this summer, I'd definitely find my way to Carie's "Freedom Style Yoga: Shaken and Stirred With a Twist of Bhakti" workshop. Wow! Carie is a senior teacher of Erich Schiffmann and has apprenticed and worked with him at retreats, teacher trainings, and workshops for over 10 years. Carie's style is one of a kind - she oozes joy and is so gifted at helping students to relax and just have fun. She blends Freedom Style Yoga with Bhati Yoga, fusing meditation, chanting, creative asana sequencing, storytelling and more. It would be un-yogic to say I'm envious of anyone who's able to make it to Carie's retreat this summer. So I won't say it.
Next, Christian De La Huerta and Joe Weston arrive at the Ranch to teach "Waking the Open-Hearted Warrior: Empowerment Camp." Christian and Joe are important voices in today's global conversation about our souls, our power, and our shared journey into personal and planetary peace. As the summer continues, the Ranch is hosting Ojai Yoga Crib den mother and all-around goddess Kira Ryder and spiritual scholar Ravi Ravindra (wow!), the master of pure awareness ; then the remarkable peace-man Richard Miller (he'll be at Blacktail Ranch - another bucolic setting in our beloved Montana), and then? Music! Yes, the music of yoga and the yoga of music with Baxter Bell and Mark Stanton. Jennifer Cohen and Marc Lesser will be making the most out of the Ranch's exquisite setting in early July for a week of diving deep into the value of quiet, of breath, of pauuuuuusing, of slowing down. "Life's Sacred Bounty: Being More, Doing Less." Yesssss. Come mid-July? Erich is back! Erich Schiffmann's "Freedom Style Yoga and Meditation" retreat? I've been coming to this week of Erich's for eight years now and there aren't enough adjectives for 'awesome' in the thesaurus to capture what the week is like. Fun, juicy, transformative, joy-filled, powerful. Suh-weet. Enter Marla Apt - "Deeper Within: Balancing Stability and Mobility." Marla was recently spotlighted in Yoga Journal as one of the 21 in the next generation of yoga teachers helping to shape its future. She's an incredible yoga teacher - a Senior Intermediate level Iyengar instructor. The Ranch is rightly thrilled to have someone of her caliber, sweetness, and vision teaching this summer. The season continues with Lissa Rankin, MD, teaching "Heal Yourself, Heal the World." Dr. Rankin is leading a revolution to feminize how health care is received and delivered through collaboration, self-healing, and reconnecting healthcare and spirituality. Joining Lissa will be intuitive healer, counselor, and raw foods expert Tricia Barrett. Back at beautiful Blacktail, Chase Bossart and JJ Gormley take students deep into the power of therapeutic yoga through asana, breath practice, meditation, and sound. What a rare opportunity to burrow into the growing field of yoga therapeutics with two experienced master teachers. August brings Tao Porchon-Lynch and Connie Reider. Wow wow wow. "Wisdom to Renew: The Power of Luminosity." Oh my. Do you know their work? If not, what a gift to give your creative self. Tao and Connie will be exploring the wellspring of earth energy - "a mirror for the luminosity within you" -- and rejuvenate through yoga and photography to explore connections to Spirit and to each another. Photography, yoga, writing. Holy Toledo. All at the Ranch. I can hardly think of a juicier combination. Jean Shinoda Bolen, MD and Monika Wikman, PhD, tap into the very heart of women's spirituality, womb wisdom, and our connection to Earth, Moon, and life's seasons. There's only room for 36 women at this "Women's Wisdom: Pregnant Darkness" retreat, so best to sign up early. Lanita Varshell teaches "We Are Limitless: A Gentle Way Yoga Retreat" in early September as the season winds down and the time is perfect to remind yourself - no matter your size - that yoga is for every body. Lanita teaches a style especially designed to create an atmosphere of welcoming and comfort to those who have perhaps never felt comfortable and safe in other yoga classes. |
